Curling-Themed Merch for Players, Bonspiel Teams and Fans

I Throw Rocks at Houses T-Shirt

The “I Throw Rocks at Houses” T-shirt is a fan favourite for anyone who loves the sport and the clever wordplay that comes with it. Whether you’re throwing draws, calling the game, or just grabbing a beer after league night, this tee brings curling humour to life with clean lines and comfortable style.

Price range: $30.50 through $51.50

Product Size Chart

SizeLengthWidthSleeve Length
S 28 in 18 in 15 ⅝ in
M 29 in 20 in 17 in
L 30 in 22 in 18 ½ in
XL 31 in 34 in 20 in
2XL 32 in 26 in 21 ½ in
3XL 33 in 28 in 22 ¾ in
4XL 34 in 30 in 24 ¼ in
5XL 35 in 32 in 25 ¼ in

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see here.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

End-to-End Product Details

Let your shirt do the talking with this bold curling classic. The “I Throw Rocks at Houses” T-shirt is a fan favourite for anyone who loves the sport and the clever wordplay that comes with it. Whether you’re throwing draws, calling the game, or just grabbing a beer after league night, this tee brings curling humour to life with clean lines and comfortable style.

Printed on a structured, 100% cotton unisex tee, this shirt offers a sharp silhouette, soft feel, and lasting durability—ideal for both the rink and everyday wear.

Fabric & Features:
• 100% cotton (blends for Heather, Ash, and Sport Grey)
• Medium-weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Tubular fabric with open-end yarn
• Taped neck and shoulders for added strength
• Double seam at sleeves and hem for a polished finish

Each shirt is made to order—cutting down on waste and helping you rock your curling pride responsibly. Because let’s face it, throwing rocks at houses has never looked this good. 🥌🏠

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